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offa's bikers competitions

We were running two competitions timed to coincide with the village fete.

 

Our 'Thought Bubble' competition was cancelled due to lack of entries.

 

Two excellent entries for our 'Kevin's Ditty' competition are published.

kevin's ditty

This competition was a bit of fun for you! No prizes. People were invited to complete the following ‘4 line stanza’ ……

 

Kevin had a bicycle,

He rode it  .................................................

.................................................................

..................................................................

 

the best two entries to date:

 

Kevin had a bicycle

He rode it round for miles

Then looking at his sponsorship

Discovered he had piles.

Kevin had a bicycle

He rode without a moan

But then he hit a pothole

And broke his collarbone

 

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